8th-gen Rivs are enormous

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
05/31/2016 at 22:04 • Filed to: None

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Found this picture of the Riviera shortly after I bought it hanging out next to the Murdersofa. Longer hood, far longer greenhouse, and same sized trunk lid. The Riviera is an astoundingly enormous modern coupe. Also, dat Nova.

No, the nova isn’t for sale. Hasn’t moved in years. Its mere existence pisses me off.


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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/31/2016 at 22:06

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What about the nova though?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/31/2016 at 22:17

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You know how some people black out their license plate when they take a picture of their car? Maybe you should start doing the same with the Nova. Or on the opposite end of the spectrum, draw a big red arrow pointing to it in every post.


Kinja'd!!! yitznewton > Your boy, BJR
05/31/2016 at 22:29

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Is it for sale dude?????


Kinja'd!!! yitznewton > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/31/2016 at 22:30

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You know something, what is it about orange cars? There’s an orange-red Porsche 912 near here which also hasn’t moved in years.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > E90M3
05/31/2016 at 22:33

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That’s brilliant.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > E90M3
05/31/2016 at 22:41

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He could also set it on fire.

What? It can’t ruin his oppo car posts if it doesn’t exist anymore!


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/31/2016 at 22:48

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Does It Weigh More?


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
05/31/2016 at 22:53

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Or you know some variation, go wild


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > PS9
05/31/2016 at 22:54

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Kill it with fire. Death solves all problems, no car no problem.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > S65
05/31/2016 at 23:10

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Yes. By almost 500 lbs.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
06/01/2016 at 00:30

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just cover it enough to NOT identify it